remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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