Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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