Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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