Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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