do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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