does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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