drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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