wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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