Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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