they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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