ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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