Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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