I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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