no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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