I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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