I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
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after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.