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Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..