Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?