And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.