lets start a swedish sibling band together
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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