i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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