I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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