Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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