Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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