You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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