He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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