Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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