Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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