She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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