How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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