Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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