bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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