Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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