I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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