If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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