I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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