We're facebook friends in real life
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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