Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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