HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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