So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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