Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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