There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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