glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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