How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
It's like God shit irony all over that family
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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