porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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