i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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