I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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