do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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