Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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