He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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