porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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