Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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