you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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