Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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