Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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