just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
bring money and cleavage
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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