In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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