It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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