This girl is more easily done than said...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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