their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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